Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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