I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
