I wish i was in the wii world.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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