Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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