I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
