hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
