Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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