i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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