WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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