your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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