He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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