If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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