Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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