i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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