just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
