you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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