I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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