Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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