Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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