I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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