YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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