Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize
