Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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