Duck Duck Cougar?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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