oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just high enough for therapy.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.