That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
