it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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