when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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