please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I currently don't understand fingers.
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