I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
soo... how was my night?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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