I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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