My brain says no but my pants say off.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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