Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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