Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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