i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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