i think my tv is drunk
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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