so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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