What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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