No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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