sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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