dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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