Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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