Your face is a jimmy john
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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