Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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