if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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