Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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