But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
vagina is talking i cant
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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