Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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