he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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