She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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