Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Randomize