Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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