come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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