When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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