It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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