I got chris browned last night
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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